It's True

There's an old adage "you're not getting older, you're getting better." I've just discovered that it really is true. I just had my eyes tested and was told that my eyesight is better than it was five years ago and that the prescription I've been using is too strong. Apparently this happens with nearsighted people as they get older. I wonder if I can see that blackboard from the back of the room now??? Hmmmmm.......if this keeps up I wonder if I can take a few years off my age?